Suxeegee

Suxeegee is the fusion between Suteegee and Xeegee. His name is a both a combination of Suteegee and Xeegee's names, and a pun on the word "suck". This is because in his first form, he is very sucky and bears extreme resemblance to Caveman Spongebob. It is unknown why his first form is so sucky, as fusion is supposed to create the perfect warrior rather than turn the fusees into a retard. Suxeegee's attacks in his first form involve stupid things such as farting and hitting people with a stick, which could be considered a downgrade from the kinds of attacks used by Suteegee and Xeegee. However, Suxeegee is still many times more powerful than the Weegees that fuse to create him. Suxeegee also has a second form, which is much more notably, less sucky. This form has more of a Weegee-like shape, as opposed to the Primitive Spongebob-esque appearance Suxeegee's first form has. Suxeegee's second form, despite being less sucky than its predecessor, does not have very large of an improvement over his first form, multiplying Suxeegee's power by only 1.3 %. However, Suxeegee gains much greater speed in this form, making up for its minimal boost in strength.