Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-5447380-20150512132117/@comment-7136061-20150520003750

...three (I'm so, so, sorry.)

Wait, did you see that? Three has five letters. Sorry also has five letters. You know what else has five letters? That's right. A mailbox with five letters in it. Mailbox has 7 letters. Letters has 7 letters. Seven has 5 letters. 7+7+5 = 19. Floor 19 is Valve's HL3 development lab. HL3 has 3 letters. An illuminati has three sides. 3 (hl3) divided by 3 (letters) is one. The illuminati has one eye. Illuminati confirmed.