Board Thread:Roleplay Forums/@comment-24687949-20141018165103


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The following message is transmitted at the request of the Trolliverse Homeland Secuirty. A swarm of inverted, flying Jigglypuffs entitled "Inverggslypuffs" have been found attacking local residents of the United 'Gees Universe and even eating residents alive. It is unknown why they are here, but they are known to be hostile towards residents. Take the following saftey precautions: Do not make eye contact. Make it to a large, concealed shelter. If you cannot make it, board up, lock up, and block your doors and windows. Take your supplies, veichles, and anything else you want if you have time. Turn off all condotioning. In the meantime, tune to your local TV and Radio station that provides news. Do not use the telephone. The telephone line should be kept for emergency use. The UGUTEAS has been activated.


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