The Pureegian Parola

The Pureegian Parola According To Weegee is a 872-page book written by Weegee. It tells about Weegee's lifestory and his way of thinking. It also presents him as a representative of Pureegee and the other Weegee gods. Because of this, many Fakegees adopt the teachings of the book as their lifestyle. The book is, obviously, the main pillar of the Pureegism (though some forms of Pureegism dismiss the Pureegian Parola).

Historical Context
The book was written some time after Weegee became the ruler of the United 'Gees Galaxy. Because he was having a hard time managing all the Fakegees leaving the galaxy and founding their own universes galaxies, Weegee decided to create the book so he would have control over them. The Pureegian Church was then founded by Weegee based on the principles of the book. To this day, Weegee is still the leader of the Pureegian Church, though currently the church has several other leaders (paid by Weegee) to replace him.

Teachings
Throughout the book, Weegee claims Pureegee and the other gods have inspired him to write the book. Being the "representative" of the gods, Weegee claims that whatever he says is in accordance to the will of the Weegee Gods. There are over 290 commandments throughout the book, but here are 13 the Pureegian Church considers the most important:
 * 1) Do not adopt any other form of religion other than Pureegism.
 * 2) The Pureegian Church is the only church that knows the truth. Any other form of Pureegism is to be condemned.
 * 3) Obey Weegee and destroy Mario. They are your savior and your enemy, respectively.
 * 4) Any Fakegee who leaves the holy land shall not come back ever to stay.
 * 5) Do not do bad acts against the Weegee and his empire.
 * 6) You should serve Weegee's army whenever it is needed.
 * 7) Threat your kin with respect and dignity.
 * 8) Always make a sacrifice for Pureegee and the gods (this commandments causes over 182,180 murders per year because on how people interpret "sacrifice")
 * 9) To nullify rule number 4, you must give Weegee 1/3 of your army and your loyalty.
 * 10) Any rule breakers should be put down. That includes non-believers and non-adherents of the church.
 * 11) No one can be stronger or smarter than Weegee (this commandment causes over 592,029,182 deaths per year)
 * 12) Aether Cats are holy animals and should not be misthreated or killed.
 * 13) Always dress up to look like Weegee.

Trivia

 * There are many followers of Pureegism that do not adopt the ways of the book.