Standard Fakegee Powers

This is a list of powers that most (but not all) fakegees possess. Most of these powers are derived from Weegee, since most fakegees are imperfect clones of him.

Teleportation
This is the most common fakegee power. Allows fakegees to travel long distances instantly. However, there is often a limit to how much they can use this before they have to rest. More powerful fakegees can teleport farther and more often.

Regeneration
Many fakegees can regenerate wounds at a very fast rate. This makes normal bullets almost useless against them, and special high-caliber explosive bullets have to be used when fighting fakegees, especially powerful ones.

Superhuman Strength
Even weak fakegees like Ademgee still have strength far superior to the average human's. This makes them excellent in hand-to-hand combat, and can be lethal when combined with their teleportation ability.

Anaerobic Respiration
Fakegees do not need to breathe, and can live underwater as well as in space. This is most famously shown in the Rise of Sqeegee series, where all the fakegees spend the entire time underwater in Bikini Bottom.

Stare
Many fakegees have their unique stare. Every fakegee's stare is different, some stares will turn you into a clone, some make you explode, some hypnotize you, and others can send you spiraling into an eternal vortex of doom.