Grandeegee

Grandeegee is the great, great, great, great grandfather of Weegee. This means that he is the grandfather of Malleegee. He was born long before Fortran. He fought in the Great Trolliverse War. He was the top field commander of the Dominion of the Gees. Not much else is known about Grandeegee.

The Grandeegee-Hypneegee Conspiracy
A conspiracy theory has been suggested that Hypneegee is the ghost of Grandeegee. The photo found shows Grandeegee with his clothes wet and with the back of his hair wet down. Evidence suggesting the theory is correct is the Fortran Portrait of 1877. Recently the original portrait has been found. It shows a mysterious person in the background. The portrait was made before Weegee was born. There was no person that looked like the mysterious person in the background at the time of the portrait's creation. But the place the portrait was made was next to the burial ground of Grandeegee. "If this theory is true, then why is Grandeegee attacking random targets? Well, nobody may never know the answer to that question." -Unnamed Fakegee