Nohirvirentre

"Whoever gave this guy that name must be sent into the sun."

- Gralleo, when studying the Planet Lolque

Nohirvirentre (or Nohervirentre) is a Fortran-lookalike that was created by the hangover-created Weegee Conunpesode. His exact origins are uncertain, even more so than his other relatives, but it could be possible that the planet he was created in used to be inhabited by Fortran clones over 600 years ago, and some DNA managed to be perserved for that long (although this theory is mostly scoffed at by most professional Weegees). Nohervirentre's specialty is making people mute by saying his famous catchphrase. If he says his catchphrase again to them, they will be able to talk again, although they'll have trouble eating for a while and lose their sense of taste.

Nohy was arrested a few times by the Lolque Government for causing major disruptions, but he eventually stopped causing this mischief, and is now the Lolque Secretary of Defense and Diplomatic Relations.

His brother is Laformai, and he was adopted by a Weegee named Grande. Oddly, unlike most Fortran lookalikes, he did not adopt his Malleo and Weegee lookalikes. However, he does serve as an informal father figure and authoritative influence over his father and uncle.