Weirdgee

Weirdgee is a weird fakegee who does weird things. He doesn't talk, although he is sometimes seen mumbling to himself in the corner. He worked at a bird farm for a while, but was eventually fired. He later started worshipping Freegee for unknown reasons, and started to work for him. He changed his outfit to try to look like Freegee, but got the colors wrong. One of his favorite things to do (as in the only thing he does) is create weird inventions that do random things. Most of his inventions are actually pretty impressive, but are practically worthless, as most of them don't do anything useful. In the rare occasion where he does create something useful, it is mass produced and sold by Freegee.

Inventions

 * A giant robotic version of Uncle Sam who resites quotes from the movie "Shrek". Was stolen and re-programmed by Americagee.
 * A normal-looking car. If you stick your hand in the exhaust pipe, it yells "Allahu Akbar!" and turns into a grape. Was eaten by Greegee.
 * An acorn that morphs into a turkey sandwhich. Was mass produced and sold as the "Sandwhich Nut".
 * A TV that can only play commercials for Play-Doh. Was destroyed by Freegee.
 * A bow and arrow that can clone itself. Was destroyed by Morshu, he only fights with rope, lamp oil, and bombs.