User:Coolcatgee

Once upon a time there was a peasant he liked the princess and she like him too. The peasant and the princess were not in love well the the peasant really liked the princess but he was to embarrassed to tell her. When the princess and the peasant were having a confirsation a prince named Justin rode in on a horse and the princess fell in love with prince Justin but the peasant would not take it because he was in love with the princess so he went to the kingdom's wizard and asked him to make him jousting gear. The peasant had challenged the prince to a round of jousting and the peasant admitted that he was in love with the princess but he didn't see the princess there and she hear every little thing he said and smiled she was so excited that to men will finally be fighting over her. When it was time for the prince and the peasant to joust they put their armor on and began to joust. The prince got a hit on the peasant and since the armor wasn't strong it fell right off the peasant and his boxers with the sentence I love the princess was shown to the kingdom. Everyone laughed except the princess. She was touched everyone shouted "weirdo" but the princess liked weird guys then the peasant became a king and the princess became a queen and they all lived happily ever after except not prince any more Justin. the end