Geeness Book of Weegee Records

The Geeness Book of Weegee Records is an annual book series created by Authalleo to record superlative Fakegees, such as the strongest and weakest. In most categories, Weegee Gods do not count since that would be unfair.

Records

 * Fastest-Running Fakegee: Speedygee, who can run 500 gmph
 * Slowest-Running Fakegee: Slowgee, who can't run faster than 20 gee-feet per hour
 * Smartest Fakegee: Intelligee, who got a 6,800 score on the Fakegee Intelligence Test