Spagheteegee

Weegee Text == Description== Spagheteegee is a Fakegee with extraordinary cooking talent. He lives on the nose (yes, ON the nose, because living in the nose would be pretty disgusting) and owns Che'z Weegee, a top notch restaraunt. It mostly serves pasta items, including a sculpture of Weegee's head made completly out of spaghetti.

Creation
Weegee was at a restaraunt, awaiting his order of spaghetti and meatballs. Just then, the waiter arrived carrying a plate of... PENNE RIGATE and meatballs. Weegee was so angry at this negligence of customer service that he went into the kitchen and Weegee-Stared a cook. Thus, Spagheteegee was created. The saddest part of this story was that the cook Weegee Weegee-Stared was not even responsible for the order mix-up.