User blog:User909/Funny Quotes

Here is a list of quotes i united throughout the chat and also the wikia itself. It will be updated from 25 to 25 quotes i store.

The List
1.(Waluigiofthegods)Canada: I HATE METH! BUT I LOVE HOCKEY!

2.(ArmageddongeeITA)Armageddon: Are you homosexual?

3.Robotink over speaker: Hey Deadpool, I f***ed your mom!

(TheEnderGamer)Deadpool: Ok, I did too

4.(Finn168719) The Engineer: Looks like i will have to kill myself.

5.(ArmageddongeeITA) Friend: Hello, my name is friend

6.(Devingee) my grandmother has gone ape

7.(Finn168719) Post sh*tting

8.(Pickleodeon) dang it i got killed by bernie sanders ( . . . ) BERNIE SANDERS KEEPS KILLING ME

9.(Beckitten27) Beck: how did that just happen?

10.(IAMFREEGEE) lel dank maymays 2random4u xdxdxdd

11.(Beckitten27) Beck: this is why you don't take drugs.

12.(Beckitten27) Beck: i must be seeing things, that's not logically possible

13.(Beckitten27) Beck: ok, i get the feeling i'm being messed with

14.(Beckitten27) Beck: why am i burnt?

15.(Dudegi WC) Well this chat went to sh*t

16.(Devingee) Enderstop

17.(TheEnderGamer) how am i a pingas

18.(IAMFREEGEE) Danky

19.(Alphaguy) it's a concpiracy I tell ya

20.(TheEnderGamer) 440 pounds of middle-eastern furry

21. *909 said something really disgusting*

(Devingee): oh no

22.(Waluigiofthegods) Canada:I hear someone. They're talking about Nightvision.

23.(IAMFREEGEE) If you light a blunt on 4/20 you're lighting a birthday candle for Hitler

24.(Waluigiofthegods) Ew, 2 girls 1 cup.

25.(ADgee) That crazy rabbit

26.(ADgee) i think simon's head can deactivate bombs

27.(Devingee) oy. i mean. ay :|

28.(Finn168719) Pug 1: Oh look, a terrorist.

29.(Beckitten27) Beck: stupid terrorists making me leave my home

30.(Waluigiofthegods) I say that the government bans every violent movie, video game and book. It also

should ban every violent moment in history.

31.(Waluigiofthegods) That's discrimination against my intelligence. Thank you.

32.(Waluigiofthegods) You can bite my anaconda!

32.(Beckitten27) pickle probably does use drugs

33.(TheEnderGamer) curious about this 909. are you drunk right now

34.(Dudegi WC) hello welcome to weegeepedia im a butt and this place is smelly

35. (TheEnderGamer) I'M MOTIVATED TO THE LIMIT

36. (TheEnderGamer) He's gonna do C. He always does C

37. User909: dank profile pic m8

(Waluigiofthegods): Oh great, it's that weird language again.

38.(Waluigiofthegods) But i speak English, not Trollish.

39.(Beckitten27) Beck: just don't do anything stupid and you won't get slapped

40.(Waluigiofthegods) Oh no, it's Snek.

41.TheEnderGamer: Why are you even trying to force people to do things?

(Waluigiofthegods) To make sure no one gets offended.

42.(Jokerthugfan27) I will go get my knife

43.Addemup9001: do you even know what a Dalek is?

(Beckitten27) a generic doctor who bad guy thing

44.(Waluigiofthegods) Have some respect for the dumbs!

45.(Beckitten27) i am way too close to actually banging my head against a wall

46.(MamaLuigi22) OH HOES ENDER IS GROUNDED

47.(TheEnderGamer) get me up inside

48.(Jokerthugfan27) I AM CYBERSPACE

49.(Beckitten27) who wants a life

50.(TheEnderGamer) *kills mole*

51.(TheEnderGamer) you're in a jar dong

you can't talk in jar dongs