Board Thread:Roleplay Forums/@comment-24687949-20141018165103/@comment-24687949-20141018230500

5:54 PM. 2014

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The following message is transmitted at the request of the Trolliverse Homeland Secuirty. The puffs are now spreading fire, mini-tornadoes, and the ALobe virus. Take the following saftey precautions: Do not make eye contact. Make it to a large, concealed shelter. If you cannot make it, board up, lock up, and block your doors and windows. Take your supplies, veichles, and anything else you want if you have time. Bring Disease-safety supplies. Turn off all condotioning. In the meantime, tune to your local TV and Radio station that provides news for further details. Do not use the telephone. The telephone line should be kept for emergency use. The UGUTEAS has been activated.

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