DNA Fairy

The DNA Fairy (also known as Deoxyribonucleo or the Gene Wizard) is a mythical being that is said to have access to the genetic material of everything that ever (or never) lived. If anyone aspiring to create a clone of any fictional or non-fictional person, animal, or inanimate object, all they need to do is summon the DNA Fairy and he will create an accurate duplicate of their DNA, free of any genetic errors or variations.

However, it should be noted that the DNA Fairy does not give out genetic material to people for free. Depending on his mood and who (or what) you're trying to clone, he will usually charge a vastly different price. Usually, this involves solving very, very obscure, trivial, or personal questions. Sometimes, all you have to do is give him some of your stuff, any stuff, and if he likes it enough, he will convert it into a sample of genetic material for you to use.

Of course, most written accounts of the DNA Fairy suggesting his existence were spread by local nutcases like Rumorgee, Conspireegee, and Zaeskayke, Zr., so there isn't really any hard evidence for the DNA Fairy even existing. Quite a few (including Weegee himself) have even made attempts to capture the DNA Fairy, but he always seems to disappear before he can be captured.