User blog:Dudegi WC/HI THERE HELP ME

Holy black on a popo guys. So last night I was playing some Pokemon Go, wasn't really paying attention to where I was. Suddenly, I found myself in Antarctica, next to the South Pole. However, it wasn't the South Pole, it was a giant hole that went into the Earth, which is apparently hollow. Inside, I found Hitler, Stalin, Hitler's special toy, the illuminati, Area 666, and last but not least, KILLER K KEEMSTAR.

I'm freaking out right now. Hitler isn't killing me because he thinks I'm part of the master race, the illuminati are battling the demons over at Area 666, and Keemstar is reporting me to DramaAlert as I type this. He's even showing the screen to his viewers, who by the way, are all KKK members because he has a live audience now.

Someone help me, should I record all of this and try to make it out to make millions upon millions of dollars? Should I sneak off so the illuminati don't notice me and brainwash me? Should I pretend to be a KKK member so I can get back into America? Or should I just kill(er) keemstar and take over his youtube? So many options man.

And no I'm not gonna become a nazi that's too much money.