AsdfWeegee

asdfWeegee is a Fakegee with immortality, but with near useless combat skills. His immortality can only remain if he gets pwn3d by some other entity, so he is constantly exploring dangerous places, insulting Weegee or other powerful Gee. He adopted a pet baby Fire Narwhal-Dragon recently.

Appearance
asdfWeegee wears a green hat with "asdf" written on it. He was actually going to write something else, like "immortal" or "unkillable", but instead, he was in a hurry, so he just wrote "asdf". His hair is white, because he is one of the oldest Fakegees out there. He wears a white shirt with some weird blue guy.

Behavior
asdfWeegee is usually starting fights with random Fakegees to grant his immortality. That's all he does..actually, no, he has a home,a life and a job. He works as a Fire Narwhal-Dragon caretaker.

Total Immortality
He can survive ANYTHING, be it decapitation (His head grows back), banishment (He comes back after five minutes) or nuclear explosions. He also does not age.

Useless facts

 * 1) He has a pet Fire-Narwhal Dragon.
 * 2) His combat power is the same as a normal human, which is near useless in the United 'Gees Universe.