Fakegee War VII

"The universe has been set on fire..." - Weegee

The Interstellar War, also known as the Trolliverse Civil War or Fakegee War VII, was the last Civil War to occur in the United 'Gees Universe, and the last of the Fakegee Wars. It was the largest of the Fakegee Wars, and it was the first and only civil war that truly divided the United 'Gees Universe for good.

The Dichotomy of a Star Cluster
On a stormy day on the planet Deega, an astronomer was studying the unnatural weather patterns that have been occurring in the Juvionian Strait. He has been researching it for over a month, and it has only been getting worse. He discovered that dark matter and hawking radiation had been dividing the United 'Gees Universe into two, and it was accelerating at an incredible rate. Later in the evening, the planet's temperature rose by 34 degrees celsius. Seismic and volcanic activity had begun to be more active than ever in one day. The world soon exploded, along with the other celestial bodies within the Juvionian Strait, killing billions. The United 'Gees Universe had been divided into two star clusters, and it could not be fixed.

The Fakegee Confederacy Strikes
The Collective of the Fakegee Confederation Party (FCP) had known about the future division for many months, and had not told anyone about it. Their plan was now put into motion. The Confederacy took over the southern half of the United 'Gees Universe, and within the matter of hours, it became the Confederate Dominion of Geemania. They elected Confedalleo as their president, and imposed a new constitution, and exiled the influx of the Gee Dollar.

The Rise of the Alph Collective
Angered by the Fakegee Confederacy's control, Alphaweegee and his militia began to riot out through the systems to the northeast of the confederate capitol. He and one of his squads invaded the planet of Y'alle, and took control over it. Alphaweegee then took control the neighboring systems of the Y'overn system, and established the Alph Collective. They also exiled the influx of the Gee Dollar, and any other currency in the region.

The Norish Empire
Hearing about the other powers taking over the south, NourGodly wanted power himself. So he decided to take over a small section of southwestern part of the United 'Gees Universe, because most of his family and clan lived in those systems. It was a simple secession, and NourGodly was crowned king of the New Norish Empire.

Gabegee and Armageddongee Strike
Gabegee and his army wanted more land, so they began their conquest to take over hte crippled United 'Gees Universe. On the way their, he was attacked by Armageddon and his empire, because they also wanted more land. They began fighting as they travelled to the United 'Gees Universe, and ended up starting a war with the northern half of it.

Weegee's Reaction
Weegee was very upset that he had been betrayed by the multiple parties that lived within the Old United 'Gees. He tried to convince Daikon to help, but as expected he said no because he did not want to get involved with a civil war, since he was already dealing with the Confederate stragglers within the Yingor Colonies. Weegee decided that he needed to close the United 'Gees Universe's borders and he needed to offer benefits to the states and territories that would not secede.