Facebookgee

Facebookgee is a giant Fakegee that lives inside your computer as a virus. It turns a page called Facebook into Fakebookgee or Facebookgee depending on the type of computer you are using.
 * Mac. You can catch it and it is called Facebookgee
 * Dell Computer. You can catch it and it is Facebookgee
 * Alienware. You can catch it and it is Fakebookgee
 * Dell Laptop You can catch it and it is Fakebookgee
 * Other Laptops. You can't catch it on the other 50% of computers and the other 50% you can and 50% percent of the time it is Facebookgee

Abilities

 * Deletes Facebook from bookmarks. and when you go to the site it is Facebookgee or Fakebookgee
 * Deletes your Facebook page and all your info and replaces it with the letters FBG
 * Creates a folder called Virus.exe
 * When you click on the folder it deletes Windows or your operating system.
 * Sends spam email to a random Facebook Admin.
 * Gives you part of Alphaweegee's soul.
 * Rarely kills you.