Parkinguiyiis

Parkguiyiis are Guiyii clones that hate parking lots. They were created by Tanic with the help of Parkingee when he wanted to inconvenience everyone in the United 'Gees Galaxy who wanted to park their hovercraft. These pests can disguise themselves as "No Parking" signs and then move to where someone has parked a hovercraft so cops are fooled into giving a ticket. If someone parks near a parkguiyii, it will make the hovercraft have a seizure and fall apart. The only good they have is to police sidewalks. If a weegee litters on a sidewalk they will attack insanely. In some cities they are so common that weegees need to drive around all day to find a place to park, before coming back to always find a ticket. They are hated by the public but the police force loves them; in Sofiaeegee's City the police got so much money from tickets that they overthrew the city government and started a civil Weegee Text war that lead to the whole Disgee Planet being taken over by a fascist police state. Thankfully parkinguiyiis were declared a menace by Officer Malleo so some places are working to remove them.