Melleo

Not to be confused with Mellleo

Melleo is a weird Fakegee created by Weegee. Though it didn't go as Weegee expected, it was still functional. Weegee told him to do some house chores, but Melleo turned all the floor into butter via spitting. Weegee was mad and tried to kill Melleo, but after punching him, Weegee broke his hand after Melleo turned into a stone wall. Melleo then ran away after stealing Weegee's favorite socks. Since then, he became an enemy of Weegee, but is never defeated by him due to his thousands of hidden weird powers. Weegee is still looking for the socks.

Powers
Melleo's genome is a mixture of several genes picked randomly by Weegee, resulting in him having thousands of powers. Melleo's powers are not that impressive though, but they do help him in surviving Weegee's attacks.

Active Skills

 * Butter Spit: Wherever he spits on, it turns the material into butter. It can't turn metals into butter for some reason nor stone or plants.
 * Press F13 to Crash: Whenever he says "Press F13 to Crash", the local stock market crashes and enters an one year crisis. He never used this power...yet.
 * Bunny Vision: He can alter his enemy state of mind by making his enemy see everyone and everything as cute bunnies. Lasts for five hellish seconds of cuteness.
 * Invisible Bike: He rides an invisible bike towards the ground as isn't seen again for two hours.

Passive Skills

 * Smoke Furniture: Whenever he is hit, the nearby furniture will turn into smoke. Some people say it's not just smoke...
 * Magic Moo: If he is shot by someone, the one who shot him will hear a "Moo!" for the rest of the year on his head. It is said the "Moo!" is so loud and repetitive, most people commit suicide. It's impossible to take the "Moo!" out of your head unless you wait for a year or kill yourself. That's why shooting him or throwing anything at him is a terrible idea.
 * Wall of Stone: There is a 20% chance that, a second before he is hit, he turns into a wall of stone.

Trivia

 * Weegee has attempted 914,124,912,412,400,100 times to kill Melleo. All of them failed.
 * If you add an extra "l", you get Mellleo.